[Very True Stories Starring Jeff OBrien] EBOOK DOWNLOAD

I get the feeling pon finishing this book that there s a lot of truth mixed with bullshit Am I to believe Jeff O Brien met Bigfoot saved the planet from aliens spoke with This autobiographical book is a collection of five short stories If you personally know Jeff you will have many moments of Oh I remember that That is exactly how it happened If you have only read Jeff s books before you will have moments of Oh That explains why he s like that and writes these things Either way these are enjoyable romantic true stories Jeff not only writes romantic heroes in his his books he apparently is one as well He might be wrong about who the best singer for Black Flag was And he does than just watch old basketball contests and listen to good music He is one of Hemingway s adventurous emo heroes come to life He is the personification of a romance novel cover And then he writes a compelling story about it afterward Please don t mind the tentacles Once again I have finished a Jeff O Brien book which once again leaves me wanting to read Jeff O Brien books This one was short and got straight to the point just like the best punk rock songs There is some crazy stuff in here along with some self deprecating humor that gives s a bit of a deeper glance into the author The first story took some turns that I truly wasn t expecting Also there is a story in this collection called Altar of Sodomy Holy shit That s all I have to say Get it Jeff O Brien has led an interesting life He s published books about women with exceptional chest sizes He s butchered meat He s smoked cigars and lounged in his back yard while bitching about the kids making too much noise He s even declared KISS s Alive III is one of the greatest. Jeff O'Brien is the author of such almost successful works as the BigBoobenstein series and The Halloween Orgy Massacre But in

Albums of all timeAnd yet he choses to write about the mundane crap he s experienced Like once he dug p this thing Or that one time this chick he hooked O Homem Que Ela Ama Odiar Diamante Bruto up with turned out to be a monster Also not once but twice he was involved in saving the world from a global alien invasion Now I don t want to sell him short He s done a passable job of telling a very entertaining version of his story of selling his soul to the devil We ve all done it and yet he kept me glued with r What is your definition of truth Do you believe in aliens Do you believe that the world has been saved twice by a scruffy dog lover and a Starting Lineup action figure As a fan of Jeff s I have read just about everything the dude has put out and as I gazed at the cover I knew that I was going to be in for one hell of a read Jeff writes the kind of stuff that he would like Farcical very true entertainment This guy is living the life we all dream of and shares some of the stories in a very funny and clever collection Ninja Boot Swamp Ass and M Dew included His writing will make you laugh but there are some very accurate pieces of social commentary stashed in the words as well Very comfortable and entertaining voice like the stories told by the dude at the end of the bar that s been there all day I m notsually one for biographies because there are very few people that I have sufficient interest in Richard Pryor Bill Hicks Mark Chopper Read Bret The Hitman Hart But I had to read Very True Stories because the cover told the story of a modern day barbarian the kind you find on the cover of pulp novels or sword and sorcery movie video boxes A Conan of millennial AmericaI was blown away by the story of a Real American Hero sorry GI Jo. His effort he reveals to you the man behind the stories Merely open this book to witness his true accounts of having his testicl.

Very True Stories Starring Jeff OBrien EBOOK DOWNLOAD

E if I infringed anything This is a man no a MAN who looked A Stormy Greek Marriage up from his computer and saved the world as we know it A MAN who survived through extreme circumstances and embarrassing semi boners to brings stories beyond belief many of which involve boobs yoga pants and perfect rockabilly hair You can read this and think sorry Ben but I don t believe any of this bullshit but have you ev Together these five stories create a kind of self portrait of the author Or so the title indicates More than any particular story I think that s where the fun in this book comes from You get this continuity of the titular character s tastes in women pop culture his desire to be a hero without actually training to be some form of hero which is very relatable and his snarky attitude about whether or not anyone believes his stories are true To sum The Midwifes Glass Slipper / Best for the Baby up Jeff O Brien takes what is lovable about B movies and spins it into fun anecdotes about his life that feel like he s telling them over beers at a dive barAddition I ve read enough stories with weird sex and other bizarre happenings to appreciate that O Brien delivers his material with skill and better timing than might appear on the surface I found that to be true of everything I ve read by him so far One of the things I find with authors online and the back and forth is that some people take things too seriously Jeff O Brien does not take things too seriously in his fiction There is a humor and satirical wit that runs deep throughout his work Toilet humor oh there is that But something Yes And you need to not take yourself so seriously and know that the piece of work you are reading is not as the title says true but an ironic and funny tale Lightenp and enjoy yoursel. Es stolen befriending a famous cryptid fighting evil aliens that time he sold his soul to Satan and a bunch of other sordid shit.

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Hi I'm Jeff I write stuff when I'm not working in a meat room One time I saw a UFO I have a cat My main influences are John Keel Orrie Hitt Tom Green Seinfeld Jon Konrath Godfrey Ho Paul Lynde I like maduro cigars I once ate a 2 pound cheeseburger and a pound of French fries