[Size Matters Handcuffs and Happily Ever Afters #2] E–book Ô Robyn Peterman
35 starsAfter losing a bet to her best friend Kristy has to take her friend Rena s aunt to her regular Bigfoot meetings When producers from the television show Searching for Sasuatch choose their roup to look for Bigfoot Kristy is unwillingly trapped into hosting the show I should probably disclaimer that I DNF d Seduction and Snacks for being too over the top for my liking so I know that there might be a roup of people who will devour Size Matters and have a lot of fun with it To be fair Size Matters was funny I found myself laughing at several of the jokes and at one fake Mariah Carey But the humor was trying to be on all of the time I d rather see a page of ood dialogue or action with a Edwin (The Northumbrian Thrones great one liner rather than line after line of forced humor especially when the jokes start to repeat themselves over and over The first few times Lutheran Jesus Cardboard Brett Favre David Hasselhoff motherhumping assclowns etcwere mentioned it was funnybefore Iot tired of seeing these punchlines recycled multiple times Spazzy humor has probably run its course for me Trigger Warning the word fucktard is used several times I know a few of my friends are sensitive to this word so I figured it was worth a mention This book was provided from the publisher in exchange for an honest review NUMBER OF HEARTS 4REVIEW Review will be posted at wwwbooks n kissescomThis is was fun read We met Kristy briefly in How Hard Can It Be which was super funny and you really should read and her best The Phoenix Project gal pal Rena But In Size Matters we find out the Kristy has been extremely unlucky in love Like beyond unlucky in love Oh and Kristy really should never beat on anything She isuaranteed to lose Hence the reason Kristy finds herself driving Aunt Moon Unit Yes Moon Unit to a month worth of Bigfoot believer meetings But that is only the start of Kristy s trouble Kristy takes yet another beat from her best pal What is the bet That she won t fall head over heels for Jack s who is Rena s boyfriendbest friend and new partner Kristy knows this a beat that she can t lose No way no how not ever oing to happen You see Kristy has sworn off dating cops But then women s shelter she runs is broken into and she comes face to face with the most amazing man she has ever seen From that moment on things don t o according to plan Oh heck the completely and udderly blow up in Kristy s face I love Robyn s writing style She is so funny Her characters are fun and have some of the most colorful language I have ever read I often wonder where the heck Robyn Finding a Dream (Conquest, grow up at to learn such language If you have notiven Robyn s books a try you really should I can t wait to see what she has in store for us next Disclaimer I received a complimentary copy of the book in exchange for an honest review This review is my own opinion and not a paid review Robyn Peterman s Size Matters is another outrageously zany caper that is just as over the top and hilarious as the first book in the Handcuffs and Happily Ever Afters series How Hard Can It Be In this outing after losing a bet to her best friend Rena Kristy is forced to take Rena s Aunt Phyllis to her Bigfoot meetings When the roup is chosen for a reality series Kristy is selected as the unwilling host for the show and she along with a several of the wacky yet lovable members are off to Duluth to hunt for the big hairy beast Size Matters has a motley cast of characters that are lewd and crude but they each sport a heart of old Heading up this assorted roup is Kristy and boy is she in midst of a run of bad luck Having. A few hard truthsDon’t bet on Hasselhoff Bigfoot might actually exist and searching for the impossible may lead you to your heart’s desireIt’s a big fat hairy deal when I lose yet another bet to my best friend Rena Not only do I end up attending Bigfoot meetings with her kooky Aunt Phyllis I find myself tr.
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Size Matters Handcuffs and Happily Ever Afters #2 E–book Ô Robyn Peterman
P in my throat was on the edge of my seat worried and happyI LOVED this book and highly recommend to all Robyn you continue to be one of my top favoritesyou never fail to deliver Very well done Kudos irl DNF 40% no rating because I read less than 50%I just want to say that this book isn t all that bad It s cute and uirky Well written even if it s a little over the top The reason I didn t finish it is one word Well it s one word that the protagonist uses repeatedly The word is fktard I know a woman who has cerebral palsy As a child she was called a retard When I was at school there was a kid with down syndrome named Scott If you like tightly woven believable storylines with carefully crafted plots then keep moving to the back of the room please while the rest of us Bigfoot believing adventurers Finding Robert Johnson get ready for the showHOWEVER if you have a sense of humor if you love to laugh so much you snort if you love sweet and sexy romance and if you have a profound respect for the creatively profane then you will ADORE this book Robyn Peterman s books are brief vacations to a world of loveable nuts screwballs misfits and freaks all taking part in loopy adventures while a romance plays out with the normal hero and heroine One of my favorite things about her writing is that the normal characters discover their inner freak while the nutty characters become normal as weet to know them The author obviously has Toward the Zen of Performance great affection for her characters and as wacky as they are she writes them with respect Which is an incredible accomplishment with this motley crew I am than happy to suspend my uestionable mental stability in order to hang out in her worldKristy is a dedicated and compassionate woman who has been burned in love Mitch is the hottest thing on two legs but he has a mysterious law enforcement job reuiring hm to beone for long periods of time to secret locations triggering Kristy s trust issuesWhen Kristy is blackmailedbribedcoerced into Butt Workouts by Chia Booty going on a Bigfoot expedition she hopes it will help heret over her breakup with Mitch But her traveling companions are so much than they seem and just as Kristy is learning to like them for who they are she may lose them and Mitch foreverAunt Moon Unit is back home battling her evil chi with the help of alien Celibacy, a Love Story guests researching the suspicious reality show producers while the Bigfoot Incang spend their days tramping around the woods and their evenings etting kicked out of karaoke restaurants After Boo proposes laying a false trail of Sasuatch pubic hair to protect the big uy Mrs C and Edith prove that they are remarkably well prepared for the situation producing hand crafted multi tasking merkins The fact that all of this makes complete sense is an indication of the hilarity of the storyGo read this and laugh and let your freak flag fly Size Matters is hilarious The hero Mitch is smoking HOT I highly recommend all of Robyn s books for a laugh I love Robyn Peterman s books They are filled with side splitting laughter and hot romance This is the second book in the Handcuffs and Happily Ever After Series After losing a bet with her best friend Rena Kristy must escort Aunt Phyllis to all her Big Foot meetings Her lose uickly becomes unbearable when she is wrangled into Pedal Control: Achieving Speed, Control, Power, and Endurance for the Feet going on a Big Foot hunt to create a television show with her Big Foot Group During a meeting Kristy meets hunky cop Mitch and instant sparks fly Unfortunately Kristy has sworn off cops and has bet her best friend that she will not date Mitch Not willing to lose another bet Kristy must stay far away from Mitc. Te I send my libido on vacation I meet Mitch Yep Mitch the sexiest cop ev ah The hottest best kissing finest tushied SINGLEuy I’ve ever laid eyes on I’d rather be hot on his trail than anything that involves the word Big or Foot But sometimes what you’re hunting for has been right in front of you all alo.
Her heart broken by her last cop boyfriend she is Poseidons Arrow (Dirk Pitt, giving dating a vacation when she meets Mitch an amazinglyorgeous man who is keeping some secrets that might just spell trouble for their relationshipKristy has had atrocious luck with men and she is certainly entitled to a few trust issues but her attraction to Mitch is impossible to resist They have only just begun secretly due to another bet with Rena dating when she learns he has not been completely truthful with her The final nail in their relationship coffin is Mitch s inability to tell her details about his super secret law enforcement job In the aftermath of another disastrous romance the hunt for Bigfoot is looking pretty attractive to Kristy Accompanying her on the reality show misadventure octogenarian sisters who have driven construction workers to tears a nose breaking twenty something named Mariah Carey and her psychic sister Boo the unattractive but kindhearted Rich and rounding out the list of looneytoons Hugh and Kim the leaders of the Bigfoot meetings They enthusiastically embark on their search for Sasuatch but their suspicions are soon aroused by the producers of the show But the scariest thing for Kristy The possibility that she is rethinking her position on Bigfoot s existence and Mitch s unexpected reappearance in her life The plot of Size Matters is ridiculous and silly but that is what makes it such a fun read The dialogue is peppered with crude language that is humorous but it is also a little repetitious The colorful cast of characters is likable and full of hidden depth The romance between Mitch and Kristy is deliciously sexy and their sex scenes are scorching hot All in all another delightfully enjoyable read by Robyn Peterman I am definitely looking forward to the next madcap installment of the Handcuffs and Happily Ever Afters series I have been looking forward to Size Matters since I first read HHCIB This was another winner by Robyn Peterman I loved Kristy she was the mostly sane one in a band of psychos as opposed to Rena from HHCIB who was as psycho as the rest of her band in her book I really enjoyed Kristy s relationship with Rich and the hotness with Mitch It was the best of both worldsEdith and Mrs C who you ended up disliking in Book 1 really found their way into your hears by the end of this bookSo many hilarious scenes in this book hard to pick just one But the visuals of the final scenes were awesomeI will say this be prepared to laugh a lot snort laughing And if you are from the Minneapolis area well that is just a bonus because the hot dish references are fantasticBook 3 Candy s bookcannot wait Review to come Dmitri giggle Motherhumpin Cowballs Size Matters is yet another brilliantly written book by the amazing Robyn I have yet to read another author s work who compares in any way to Robyn s writing I continue to learn new words I ve never heard before in reading Robyn s booksmy vocabulary isrowing LOLKristy is such a relatable main character in this storyin fact how she relates to people and so wants to make a difference in the lives of others is so me and how I try to live my lifeI must mention Mitch WOW What a Italian Riviera guy That s all I ll say about him because I don t want toive anything awayThe rest of the characters in the story that you may love or hate start off seeming like they are from the island of misfits However they each have their uniueness and certainly A Beach Party with Alexis grew on me and made me care about each one of themAll endearing me to them while on their uest to find BigfootThere were moments Iiggled had a lum. Aveling with a band of reality TV Sasuatch hunting nut jobs Not to mention a suspiciously shady film crew As if those little nuggets weren’t enough to send me on the express train to CrazytownI stupidly swore off menClearly all this would mess up any al’s social life but the worst part of the story The minu.
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